Postman Bean is anxious to end his round early in order to catch a morning showing of 'The Sound of Muzak' at his local cinema. However he is unaware that the cinema manager Terry Toadstool is using this as a smoke screen to view a pornographic film and that Bean's wife,traffic warden Monica,is the star - until,having survived an attack by two dim policemen out to clamp down on filth,he manages to get into the cinema. Much confusion,involving a wheel-chair,a Robin Reliant and a lobster,follows. Written by don @ minifie-1

High season in Ibiza sees the tourists arriving for the Fun-Seekers package holiday. In the bars Brits behave badly and wake up next morning after a one night stand. Charlotte has to go to confession because of her libido whilst her friend Maria feels ill at ease in the atmosphere. Trendy Jamie is riled by his annoying room-mate Tony but gets the chance for revenge when he discovers from his passport that Tony is thirty-four and too old to be part of the Club 18-30 clientele,leading to Tony being banned from group activities. However,on the last night of the holiday Tony,along with Essex boys Keith and Kevin, help the pregnant Spanish maid everybody has ignored deliver her baby in a church,a religious experience sensed by Maria. Next day the guests depart and the couriers prepare for another boozy coach-load.

Despite trying to cure himself with a hypnosis tape John Pettigrew is insanely jealous of his wife Jane Margory and convinced she is having an affair with her handsome water aerobics instructor. Seeing a name and number in her diary he follows her in drag,only to find it is a transvestite club she is covering as a journalist and where he is embarrassingly chatted up. In the event his suspicions are correct but the proof comes as a cost. Written by don @ minifie-1

Music producer Arnold Silverstein is desperate for a song hit so when the Devil - a woman - supplies him with the answer to his dreams,a piece called 'Demonella' he is anxious to fulfil his part of the deal,to give the Devil his Jewish mother's secret recipe for chicken soup to serve her celebrity guests in Hell. But mother refuses and the Devil has to use her gift as a shape shifter to trick her and free Arnold from her possessive grip so that he can marry his secretary Gloria. Written by don @ minifie-1

When American comic actor Steve 'Zoo Zoo Zoo Off Come My Pants' Wild arrives in Oxford to make a comedy film his poetry-loving girlfriend Caroline goes behind his back to enrol on a course studying Byron's poetry. Hannah Van Hosenstratt comes from New Orleans for the course but is tricked into believing she has a place by the dean,who seduces her, and she can make no headway with Professor Breeze,the course tutor. However when it transpires that Steve is a KGB agent out to kill his former espionage colleagues recruited from Oxford Hannah has the chance to save the day and get her wish. Written by don @ minifie-1

Teen-age gang leaders Passion and Little Sister are released from prison,only to find that their gang the Slags have disbanded due to rival gang,the Hawaiians,who wear garlands and drink Pina Coladas. The psychotic Slags regroup for a showdown with the Hawaiians at the local swimming pool but matters are complicated when Little Sister falls in love with Hawaiians leader Ricky,though this does effect a truce - well,almost. -

In rural England school-teacher Susie Darling is planning to leave her boring husband Martin for lusty mechanic Dave when she meets romantic former pop star Garry Dreadful,who has moved to the village to start a traditional farm and asks her to live with him. However he decides to leave for Los Angeles and Susie returns to Martin. Will they be reunited or will she end up like a tragic Thomas Hardy heroine?

帕特里克是一位先锋派音乐视频导演。在一场UB40乐队的演唱会上，他误把一个实际上用于非法实验的物质传输舱当成了移动厕所走了进去。结果，他的性格变成了一个粗俗的、操着伦敦腔的阿森纳队球迷的样子。

Whilst delivering toilet rolls to a recording studio small time crook Keith pockets a demo tape by newly disbanded group Toy Department,which he takes to a promoter, Brian. Together they have a chart hit with the 'mystery' group but complications arise when Brian wants a live tour - which involves Keith fire-bombing the venues - and then a personal appearance by the group. With Keith's probation officer tumbling to the scam and the real lead singer of Toy Department confronting him, Keith soon finds himself on the run - but with two hundred and fifty thousand pounds. Written by don @ minifie-1

Colombian Luccio and his girlfriend Angie move into a respectable part of Berkshire,learning that Ron and Helen,the previous owners of their house,died mysteriously. Angie discovers that their neighbours, estate agent Roy and his wife Jane,high court judge Charles and his bickering wife Carol and Bilbo,a conceptual artist and his partner were all members of a wife-swapping circle who usually met at Ron and Helen's house. Luccio reveals himself to be a policeman and is curious as to how Ron and Helen died,lining up all the suspects. In the event it was due to a malfunctioning water bed but Luccio's comments cause them all to be better people. Written by don @ minifie-1